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What i recall?

2009-07-24T13:57:00.003+05:30

One word descriptions:

Vimal: Linux

Boyfriend: Closed Doors :P

Sriram: Vodka

Msm: air blog

Dalal: Hair cut by guru barber

Adult: EE books

Sandy: Tarams

Mathew: PIA

Dikku: Arbit Grub Thulper!

C3: Tarams Shakti!

LCD: pseudo brahm

KKT: Mocha puker

The Gays, The Guys and The God (Part 1)

2007-09-04T20:40:00.000+05:30

As to the 'name of the post' it has some significance(well,not entirely) to what am posting. That name was put just cause it rhymed(and also sounded like the lyrics of a song which BSB would sing,yes am one of those who believe that backstreet boys r gay)

The Gays

Talking abt the Gays of the wing,let me just list them out
1.Anniyan( MoJo aka 'bro of JoJo' thinks that he is a gay for sure,like he might put it as 'il est gai pour sûr')
2.Guddu (i will explain as to why he shud be considered as a gay)

Anniyan being gay is obvious to most of his wingmates.But to make the outsiders believe this new revelation I will have to give u an example of his twisted behaviour.

Scene 1:At dhaba, sandy and anniyan face to face.
Anniyan:sandy, Who do u think has the most..........
Sandy: you da. whatever you say it's u.
Anniyan: ........ has the most beautiful eyes in the insti.
this just shows how badly he wanted sandy to appreciate his eyes.

Scene 2: In sandy's room, anniyan crashing,sandy on the comp and msm suggestting youtube videos
Msm asks anniyan not to crash on sandy's bed
Sandy suggests of dropping a heavy metal piece on his 'u know what' spot.(the metal piece happens to be sandy's brass door latch, which is off the door for a week now)
Anniyan who just started coming to senses says and i quote '' what if that thing falls on my thing while It's erect(he likes to address 'it' as a person,'it' has its own personality) I could balance it on It's tip......

Could he be anymore gay/gayier/gayish....

Now talking about Guddu being gay, well i happened to be the only one with this idea .But to make my pt heard let me explain as to why he shud be credited as one
For one, you shud see him brushing his teeth/walking in the corridor(as often as he could) in his semi nude apparel.This apparel consists of bare chest, a pant that slips well below the abdomen just revealing his 'i dont want to show' hair.( i wud like to see such low (real low)hip pants on a women. And he does this more often than he uses the bog)
To add to my pt, he watches only non human videos (the animaxxx freak) and i think that he shaggs over Naruto every single night)

Well i think thats enough with the gays of the wing
More on the guys of second wing in the post 'The Gays, The Guys and The God (Part 2)

Excerpts from the daily conversations

2007-09-04T18:56:00.001+05:30

guddu "26 credits to holidays is like joule thompson effect"

dalal "be abstract"

dikku "Pride and prejudice is similar to many similar books"

diku "monica bellucini and anna kokarnikova is pseud da"

diku "oh so he is an american living in US"

sandy "Are u iyer da?"
anniyan "yes ..........no am iyengar"
sandy "i thought u were iyer"
anniyan "ya iam..............thought u were tryin to put some curse on iyers"

while i was thinking this dude cannot get stupider..... he surpassed himself ....what he lacks in stupidy he makes up with gayness...

sitting in minar he started asking "sandy tell me who has the most"...
to stop him i said "you macha whatever it is, it is you"
this sob could have completed the question in any way he wanted and this is what he chose ".......beautiful eyes..." omg......

LCD puts (GRT) treat.....

2007-09-02T17:21:00.001+05:30

"Konneechiva"... ('Hello' in Japanese)
KKT's life energy was sucked out by LCD when the former persuaded him to give a treat (any how the co-sponsors included me as well as KKT). We(me, LCD, KKT, Akarsh, 5Kg) went to GRT Grand hotel ( which practically bankrupted us). As we entered we followed our male instincts....looking for chics. " Shit da " shouts Akarsh which is his form of appreciating chics..
After drooling for half an hour or so and enjoying the different cross sectional views (of whatsoever) we were so desperate to have our dinner. Yo!! alas, decided to rape the hotel system, spearheaded by the most notorious bas*%#^ present at that time. We were continuously on the roll for food items. Now starts the real show. 5kg ordered a kingfisher premium. He was already full to his neck and now he welcomed the queen of hot drinks - 'mama...have some da'.........x 20 times.

'Hey where is KKT ?' asks LCD. Then suddenly every one started laughing. It
so happened that KKT was trying to attract an "aunty"........After some time he left to the bathroom with a pleasant expression ( a little hurried). Guess what it might be........

"Wherever you go our network follows.." that's what 'Homework' (Our gen sec) says who left after finishing the remains of 5kg's beer ( no idea where he came from ).....
While we were returning LCD says ... ' arey mama... I think I might spend some 600 bucks on a coffee ra..' to all of us (cramped in an auto...). Any how thanks to that spirit of his ... he ended up paying 900 bucks extra for the bill...Shtudd only...

Dance star POFA

2007-08-30T13:20:00.000+05:30

1. pofa is back

2.pofa's veena dance

Friends, Wingmates, Deliquents- Part 2

2007-08-27T22:18:00.000+05:30

My sincere apologies for the using the same word,"Deliquents"! Couldn't refrain from using the same word which our Honorable "Lit-Sec" has most possibly contrived out of his imagination. Ask him why he never does a spell check, not even on his own blog, and you will hardly get an answer which is expected of Lit-Sec's.Anyways...

Spellings apart, As I have already titled this post as "whatever, whatever -PartII", It obviously has some additions to the first post.

Let's set records straight...

The last member of the wing, the so called "$#!^1" is actually a typo or should I say a shabby attempt at copying my original nick-name on blogspots,i.e. "$#!Ny". We'll, I didn't expect anything better from a copy-paste Lit-Sec.

And coming to Lit-Sec's, One member who was not introduced at all in the previous post is the guy who holds the most prestigious post of "Jam Lit-Sec". His name is "Seanachai". You can also call him "MoJo", "Williams","Tomboy","JoJo's elder bro",and whatever gayish name you can ever think of ! Don't worry, he'll respond to all of them! "Seanachai" as he is world famously known ( Yes! The Insti is our world ! Duh! ) , is known for his appetite for the most arbit facts in the world, his inner conscience which apparently tells him that he can speak Mallu, let alone understand it, and finally his pseud putting for whatever he has ever come about ! He calls his home made grape juice as "Wine" and thinks that it intoxicates him.(Courtesy:JoJo) He puts pseud about his AMD and always waits for an opportunity to put pseaud about Linux.

Another thing for which our Lit-Sec must be ashamed about it, is for leaving "BF" out of the list... Shame on you, Mathew ! Hmph!

Vatsan a.ka. Boyfriend is our Hanuman faced monkey who has of-late stopped coming out of his room for our farting sessions. And ironically, this has happened after he shifted to the wing itself. Level ! Anyways, to cut a long thing short, he is the only 'Good Boy" left in the wing! Pious and discreet are the two words which best fit him.

Two more 3rd years live in the same wing along with us. Just thought of introducing them too, though they are not exactly a part of the club.I will be surprised if their names come up in this blog again

Chicha: The bodybuilder who eats, sleeps and lives on Orkut, even when he is mugging.
Vimal: The CS stud who exists...

P.S. : Forgot to mention that, it seems that Seanachai are Irish story tellers who roam around places reciting folk lore. And what is that got to do with him is something which we'll leave to your speculation...

Anyone home........

2007-08-26T21:45:00.000+05:30

Pics from our Kodai trip

Oh ya we canceled thought this was more fun...

A work of art by the great MSM.

The tired mules after the 6k walk from the beach......... Mule is not used bcoz of the hard work............its coz of somethin else..

Friends ass***** wingmates I stand here not to praise u but to kick some A** so that you post something. (I feel like an intellectual using shake??????(is it a sphere or spear or swear ....) ) Start posting you s***heads. Why the hell did we start a blog if no one posts??????

If no one posts within a week am gonna delete this god#@^$#% BLog

write anythin u want but 4 heavens sake post somethin.......

JAM2 - Just Arbit Machans-wing 2

2007-08-25T10:02:00.000+05:30

since the blog owner (sandy) showed concern about the fact that nothing is happening in the blog, he expects some shit from me in this crap, i am pouring it out now.

basically, this is a multi lingual wing, where the languages that are spoken (rather known) goes from tamil to konkani ,via telugu, mallu,hindi and kannada .
It has been 2 batch of freshies in jamuna which our wing has seen and none of them were able to guess the mother tongue of the 10 pointer. We taking pride to have given maximum nicks to freshies this year,we pen our thoughts here

The very element of fun arisies when each one of us try to speak to each other in that guy's mother tongue, like sandy's "Enna panre Ba***" to greet me,
my tamil intrepretation of "manasula aayo", to "cheppra babu","enti ra mama",and some "****** kodkas", "iengaaru veetu azha-gayyyyyy"

This is abt our karan thapar:
For junta outside second wing, we are warning you not to discuss anything when you walk past room 140, you will definitely be stopped with the "why" question and you will be sworn into a Devil's Advocate , where our man will just ask "why" to whatever crap you say. This guy for such obvious reasons has got so many nicks from his first year - 40s,kiwi,diku,kinsti,y,dino,jacobi,contour,kudi
We actually want a show of karan thapar,our man and Dean-jamuna fighting out things. Conti man , can u arrange for it?

next, its time for lit sex:
Mathew aka williams aka samuel aka jhonson aka david aka roberts is the gen pseud putting entity ultimately resulting to be a pain in the ass. He is a mallu-tamil blend, where in if he speaks in mallu ,the malluites in the wing think he is actually speaking in tamil ,and Whenever he tries to speak in Tam,the other Tams think he is speaking in mallu.His ideas are extremely utopian and he should have been a previous generation guy living in the lenin or karl marx communist society. Now being in secon wing, he is trying to spread those ideas over here.(it wont sell man :()
Not but not the least, our man got the nick "condom" recently for protecting his brother from not getting ragged and other freshies from interacting about porn , booze and fag.

go fart club united!!!!

Statutory Warning: You must be the most jobless person on earth to read this blog

2007-08-22T21:56:00.000+05:30

Please remember to thank me for saving your time!

Intro

2007-08-22T20:30:00.001+05:30

Let me do the honors of introducing the 2nd wing people of Jamuna, the most bitchin hostel in the entire orange county.....thts my intro life means sitcoms and joblessness. We consist of former 7th wingers and a certain individual we call sh*****. This blog will document every interesting (this is a soft reminder Prof: no intelectual(i can't even spell it) stuff since all we have here is "intellectuals"(wow i got this rite), Guddu: Naruto is banned for life ) incident happening in the wing. Be it Diku's famous "Why ?"s and "Apparently"s(where he tries to act like a middle aged british woman) or the negative enthu's of the Tallu (MSM), STUDity of NDK, or Gen pseud putting of Williams, or Arbitness of Anniyan(who is too high half the time these days), or the conti's of Dalal, or C3's "philosophies about life ", or Pofa's fanaticism about the most trivial issues, or Shiny's "balls", KKT's customer service english improvement course, or LCD's customer service yelling anecdotes, Sriram and Vimal's computer stuff (am not literate to describe it)............

So guys this is the place contribute..................Am getting lonely some one contribute and give some company

Shaky................ To be or not to be
Socrates ............To do is to be
Plato ..................To be is to do
Sinatra ...............Do be do be do

HO HO HO HO HO HO ha ha guys seriously contribute....................signing off urs Sandy oops i almost forgot.............. i rock \m/

Friends, Wingmates, Deliquents

2007-08-22T18:30:00.000+05:30

We did plan to start this blog with a profile of everyone in the wing along with a pic of them holding something of theirs no one else in the wing has, from Dicku's Froggie to Sandi's guitar to Aakarsh's brand new 80k VAIO. But this is J2 after all, gloriously unpredictable, frustratingly lazy, extremely brilliant and of course, always, always great fun. So it's left to me to introduce you, gentle reader, to the cast who will hopefully take the stage soon.

Freshie: Nobody saw him. Nobody knows him. We certainly didn't kill him.

KKT: The first of the Gults who does but occasionally drop into our 'crapping' sessions. Usually seen playing CS on walks to and from the BOG.

C3: The most outgoing of the Gults with a new found love(for the voice) of a certain Chris Daughtry which he insists we too must share and so pushes his Altec Lansing system to levels audible to the entire hostel.

Aakarsh: The rich boy of the wing you get to see once in a while at the hostel entrance, to or from the sort of restaurant you only get to see the inside of in movies.

LCD: The food and drink supplier of the wing(he is the SAC sec after all), with
the unusual hobby of paining customer support, especially a certain silky voiced female from Devraj computers.

Guddu: An anime freak who believes you can learn all the secrets of life from a certain chap called Naruto, which is why you will find him lost staring at him the night before any exam.

PoFa: Though a passion for cricket, quizzing and old movies(I mean really old movies) confines him to his room for long periods of time, whenever he does turn up at our sessions, it's like a ray of eccentricity bursting through a murky haze of madness. A PoFa graced session is almost always remembered for weeks.

Dicku: The wing genius who better than anybody fits the adage, 'If there is a line between genius and madness, it is a very thin one'.

Sandy: The man whose 17 inch wide screen is what holds the wing together. With a horrendous Mallu accent that is a treat to hear, a door open any time of the night(not day) and a constant state of joblessness, his presence is a constant at any session.

Adult: Robotics, Linux and EE exist. Therefore he exists.

Dalal: Pro-Show coord, future ***-Sec, design stud and founding Chairman and CEO of J2DC. Need I say more?

MSM: Football crazy, always ready with a laugh, very little in life to do and possibly the only person in the insti who travels 150 km every week just so he can go home.

Mathew: The idiot who writes all this crap.

Anniyan: Affected by every vice known to man, he is preceded everywhere by the smell of the noxious beedis he tries to pass of as cigars. Recovering from the loss of his Gaydar, he has taken to thinking those around him are all....

Nikhil: The least seen entity in the wing. Not satisfied with the perfect 10 he put last sem, he wants to leave the insti with a CG of 9.9+. Last heard he was close to making an earth shattering discovery in the field of stability prediction of alloys in the special case of large entropy with a special reference to Fe based alloys using the modified Murthy method under hot, humid conditions using the process of ball milling in the presence of a strong electric field of organic origin.

Sriram: The CS stud whose only noticeable contribution of late has been the addition of another LCD screen to the wing.

$#!^1: Honorary member of our half wing, simply because his EC(eccentricity co-efficient) and KC(Kalaiable¹ co-efficient) are higher than anybody else's. Of course his high FC might have had something to do with it too.

¹ Courtesy Mute